Farmer Taro
Also spotted these in the grocery store today (perhaps you can tell by my excitement that I haven't left the house lately...). The package says "Enoki" which is a kind of mushroom. I like 'em, not my all-time favorite although I am a fan of most fungus.
What I really dug is "Farmer Taro's" mug on the package. What you can't see in the photo is the little 5 o'clock stubble above his upper lip. I'm also pretty sure that's some lipstick he's got applied.
And no, I have no ideas what he's saying. Perhaps something like, "then it puts the lotion in the basket..."